Wizardobean09, 41

I am Brian. I am Brian. Dorme vous. Dorme vous. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Ding Ding Dong. Ding Ding Dong. Yeah, that about sums it up. Nah, I should probably include some hobbies right? Yeah, okay...um...well I enjoy many hobbies but definately not beekeeping. Bees are disgusting, vile, hateful, fuzzy, throbbing creatures and I'm frightened of them. Thing I do enjoy include sleeping some of the time, being awake some of the time, eating cheeseballs, drinking grape soda, making sandwiches, writing clever bumper sticker slogans, pitching tents, digging random holes, rewriting the lyrics to Eddie Money songs so that they reflect my own life (ex: "I was rakin'! Oh Oh Oh OHHHH!!! Rakin' my leaves up!!!" and "Baby go buy some cream!/I'm all out of milk you see/I need some for my coffee/So baby go buy some cream!"), driving around in my automobile, fashioning primative tools out of twigs, lying naked in the sun, snorkeling, smiling some of the time, not smiling some of the time...s---...what am I leaving out? My favorite things in the whole wide world include: pajama pants, balconies, Ny-Quil, sleeping pills, the smell of hotel rooms, hotels in general, the smell of my fingers after I've been touching coins, Halloween.